THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

be well

~Not Margaret~

"I'm not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything but the last thing is"
~John Green

lioncheat:

faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours

but my bed would be so much bedder with you in it

(via nobodycars)

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentlepufferfish, via taco-train)


  • Xbox One: Kinect dammit
  • PS4: At least we dont have the kinect
  • Wii U: WE'RE DESPERATE
  • 3DS: We have Pokemon and Mario. Basically it.
  • Dreamcast: Fuck the modern bullshit. Get every fucking game. Fuck it all. Fuck everyone. Fuck everything. Dreamcast.
  • Steam: SALES EVERY FUCKING SECOND HAHAHA GO A DAY WITHOUT GETTING A GAME WE RUIN YOUR LIFE BITCHES
  • Microsoft: We make everything. PC's play everything. We made you. You are us. Us are you. We rule you.
  • Linux: Program or die.
  • Apple: TRY AND PLAY A GAME ON THIS WITHOUT MIRRORING HAHA
  • Fruit: We dont have hands
  • Tomato: At least I'm not in fruit salad
  • Carrots: I'm just a vegetable
  • Karats: I measure gold I guess
  • Gold: We're money
  • Silver: I'm a metal
  • Dime: I'm made of metal
  • $100 Dollar Bill: I gun done fucked up while drunk someplace
  • General Public: Haha Obama fucked up our country with debt!
  • Congress: WE'RE THE SILENT KILLERS
  • Obama: Okay what the fuck is with you guys and wanting to bomb Russia
  • Russia: GAYS EW GO SOCHI
  • Germany: Fuck you Russia rainbow suits opening Sochi 2014 fuck you
  • Europe: Hey we're near you too
  • Britain: Tea time. Fuck it tea. Just tea.
  • Tea: I'm drunk a lot
  • Alcohol: I get people drunk a lot
  • Wine: I'm have alcohol
  • Moonshine: I'm basically pure alcohol
  • Shots: HEY LETS PLAY A GAME CALLED TAKE A SHOT WHENEVER ______ DOES _______
  • Shit ______ Says: *stereotypes*
  • Stereotypes: A generalization is what I am
  • SJW: UGH MY GOD STOP STEREOTYPING EVERYONE THIS IS SAD JUST BE NICE wait are you a straight heterosexual cis male with a penis? GET OUT
  • JelloApocalypse: Hey thats my line
  • YouTube: Hey you fucked with us a lot too
  • YouTube Homepage: Don't even get me started
  • Google: At least we're basically the same
  • Google+: FUCK YOU PLUS ONES EVERYWHERE. ITS EVERYTHING
  • Everything: Atoms are everything
  • Atoms: You got mass? You got atoms? You matter
  • Voice-over: What's the matter Bill?
  • Bill: Everything's matter… except energy of course!
  • High School Classroom: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
  • Middle School Buddy: Hey remember in sixth grade wh-
  • Anyone On The Other Side Of This Conversation: Shhhhhh… *slides $20* shhhhhhh…
  • People Who Capitalize Everything: Fuck This Takes A While To Type On Mobile
  • Everyone on Tumblr: Mobile sucks
  • Staff: Hey
  • Hey Now: you're a rockstar
  • Rockstar: Big Steam sale this weekend
  • Steam: Hells yeah
  • Me: The fuck happened to this

bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(Source: bepeu, via thecanvaswaiting)

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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Reblogging bc funny not bc I do this ha ha

(via microcroft)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

Ur cute

(via all-im-singing-is-love-songs)